'Dallas' redux, without the shoulder pads
It's good to see Hollywood finally talking about making good movies again. I'm referring, of course, to "Dallas," which is technically the last American television series not to have been made into a feature film (except for " My Mother The Car ," a Viacom release scheduled for 2009). Variety reports John Travolta has been signed to play J.R. Ewing. That's some casting genius, since Travolta radiates just the sort of overfed smugness and limited range that Larry Hagman brought to the TV show. Not sure about Shirley MacLaine as Miss Ellie (what, Judy Dench was not available?) or Meg Ryan as Sue Ellen. Ah, Meg. It's but a short step from here to the Home Shopping Network. How are those collagen lips holding up? No word on who will play the randy Lucy, a role that earned Charlene Tilton the affectionate moniker "Stumpy." No matter. I've already reserved balcony tickets, even though I'm kind of worried that it's now being cast a...