May
18
2013

Filed Under: tv / Writing

That “Sopranos” ending, six years on

by Dave Knadler

Tony in the middle. That orange cat is there for a reason.

Tony in the middle. That orange cat is there for a reason.

The first post I ever wrote here was about The Sopranos, HBO’s series about the New Jersey mob. At the time I was annoyed by the ending: an abrupt black screen that said “hardware malfunction” a lot more than it said “this is a fitting end to one of the most groundbreaking TV shows ever made.”

That was six years ago. I mention it because I recently watched The Sopranos again for the first time since then. This time I viewed the episodes three or four at a sitting, instead of waiting a week between shows and six months between seasons. We got through the whole show in three weeks or so.

It was a different experience. The condensed viewing schedule makes the story less episodic, more novelistic. The characters and their relationships become more clear. Even the hated dream sequences seem somehow less self-indulgent. On the other hand, I quickly went from disliking Tony’s kids to actively despising them. One more accolade for David Chase: A truer portrait of asshole teenagers, circa 2005, has never been painted.

But this is about the ending. Seeing it again, and knowing it’s coming, and being forearmed with all the little details and symbols Soprano-philes have analyzed over the years — well, it makes all the difference. Clearly, Tony got shot in front of his family by the guy in the Member’s Only jacket. The black screen was his personal point-of-view at the moment of death. The problem is, you pretty much needed a military-grade Tivo to appreciate the ingenious tapestry of foreshadowing during the final season and final episode.

I guess this is my way of apologizing to David Chase. I used to think he had contempt for his viewers; now I think he just seriously overestimated our attention to detail. Anyway, if you haven’t seen the show since it last aired in 2007, it’s well worth another look. Especially that ending.

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May
1
2013

Filed Under: politics

A capitalist utopia in Bangladesh

by Dave Knadler

bangladesh koch capitalism

According to free-market principles, these guys are worth about $10 a week.

I was reading about this guy Sohel Rana, who made a fortune supplying cheap clothes to cheap Americans. Turns out it’s not that hard to get rich in Bangladesh, if you pay your workers nothing and thumb your nose at the basic costs of keeping them alive.

One of his factories collapsed the other day, killing more than 400 people. He’d been warned the day before that the building was a death trap, but decided to roll the dice. The collapse was a mixed blessing for Mr. Rana. One the one hand, there are a lot fewer people expecting to collect their 10 bucks for the week. On the other hand, pretty much everybody in Bangladesh now wants him dead.

I thought of Mr. Rana when I was reading this other thing, about the Koch brothers fine-tuning their spending plans for the 2014 midterm elections. After the ass-kicking the Kochs suffered in the last election, the Pollyanna in me wanted to believe they’d go back to the traditional way of projecting political will: voting, say, or being tiresome at dinner parties.

But no. It appears they’re doubling down. Even though Koch Industries has profited handsomely during the Obama years, they’re not going to rest until they rip this guy a new one. To the Kochs, Obama is Stalin and he’s Hitler at the same time — never mind that the two men didn’t get along. He’s not unambiguously white either. So there’s that.

Whatever. The Kochs are people too, according to current law, and so are their various companies. They can spend their billions how they want. But amid the steady drumbeat of war against big government and socialism and oppressive regulation, it’s interesting to consider what the world might look like if the Koch philosophy went completely unopposed: No government except to protect business and no rules to inhibit the profits of job creators like Sohel Rana.

In short, it might look a lot like Bangladesh.

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Mar
30
2013

Filed Under: internet / Other Stuff

Borrowed knowledge is better than none

by Dave Knadler

new home-built computer

Over the past couple of days I’ve built a new computer. That was the easy part. Now it’s a matter of getting everything to work as it should — not just all the speedy new hardware, but the new operating system known as Windows 8. So far I don’t like the OS much, but my wife does and I’ve heard that most people eventually warm to it. So I’m still learning and mostly restraining the urge to bitch and moan.

Fortunately, I had the foresight to keep my old computer running and online throughout the process. Without it, I’d still be staring at a scene similar to the picture above.

It’s true what they say: With Google, there’s almost nothing you can’t learn. I sometimes wonder if all that “cloud” memory isn’t slowly replacing organic memory, and if the process won’t someday exact a dear price on the human race. We’ll forget all the important stuff and then the technology will go away. We’ll want to know how to build a fire or bring down a deer with a stone-tipped spear, and there won’t be a search engine in sight.

But for now, I’ve got two computers sitting on my desk, and the one I built is much better than the one I didn’t. I am conversant in SATA device interfaces and optimal operating temperatures for the Intel i5 3570k processor. Amazing what an idiot can accomplish with patience and all the knowledge of the world at his fingertips.

The real art is feigning sophistication

March 26, 2013
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What is art? That was the theme of Sunday’s New York Times crossword, which I finished in (for me) average time. It was titled “You’ll Know It When You See It.” I kept wondering if the creator had been inspired by Tilda Swinton. Swinton, you’ve probably heard, has since Saturday been periodically napping in a [...]

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A detective and his devices

March 21, 2013
ian rankin standing in another man's grave

I've been reading Standing in Another Man’s Grave, the newest novel by Scottish crime writer Ian Rankin. I like the book a lot but I won’t really do a proper review — other people do that better than I. I mention it because this book strikes me as sort of a landmark: it’s the first [...]

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So much for online convenience

March 20, 2013
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One thing about online convenience: Every way it makes your life easier contains the potential to make your life infinitely harder. Eventually you’ll find yourself cursing at your computer screen in impotent rage. Because the very thing that makes the internet so convenient — no human contact — is what makes it so maddening when [...]

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Mistakes were made

March 19, 2013
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It’s March 19: Happy Iraq War Day! Hard to believe it’s been 10 years since we thrilled to the televised scenes of “Shock and Awe” in Baghdad. A little less than that since we watched that statue of Saddam Hussein being pulled down, the images of ecstatic Iraqis beating on it with their shoes. I [...]

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She wasn’t gone. Only resting.

March 17, 2013
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Sarah Palin’s big message for Obama: “Step away from the teleprompter and do your job.” This from the woman best known for stepping away from her job to do the teleprompter. Palin, you’ll recall, bailed halfway through her governor gig so she could spend more time on TV. For awhile it seemed like a good [...]

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A tale of two restaurants

March 16, 2013
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A few months ago a new restaurant opened in our neighborhood. To my untrained eye, it looked promising. The place was squeaky clean; the service was attentive; the food was both interesting and good. Unfortunately, it was also eerily empty every time the wife and I stopped by for lunch. We kept coming back, certain [...]

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Money in the mail

March 14, 2013
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Lucky me. Today I received this check in the mail for $1,350, from my good friends at U.S. Airlines. Apparently I can use it for round-trip tickets to any place in the country. Sweet. Now all I have to do is figure out where in the hell U.S. Airlines is, exactly. I know it’s not [...]

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