Just another naked royal
I doubt that Queen Elizabeth II ever went topless even in her own bathtub. So it must annoy her no end that all of her daughters-in-law have now managed display their bare bosoms to the paparazzi. What did that take, about 17 months? And don’t get the Queen started on Prince Harry going bottomless in Vegas. But seriously: What the hell, Kate? It’s a sumptuous French chateau, […]
Tarts in trouble: Won’t you please help?
I don’t have anything to add about human train wreck Lindsay Lohan, but apparently Google has recently forced legislation through Congress requiring every Web site and blog to mention her name at least once a day and run helicopter footage if available. This is my quota. Look, I don’t make the laws; I just follow them. It seems Lohan ingested a liter and a half of apricot […]