Here we have shrewd business plan: Rachel buys houses, then apparently sells them for about half what they’re worth. The two signs were a block apart here in Springfield, but the handwriting is eerily similar.
It reminds me of the way certain Realtors used to put it in the flyers they’d stuff in your mailbox: “There’s never been a better time to buy OR sell!” In short, forget that shit you may have heard about the basic laws of economics. Just grab your ankles.
Congratulations, Jim. You’re still famous
Disease du jour
The worst sort of stupid
Can we leave Hitler out of this?
The Liar, the Confessor, and us
that was pretty concise–ha.