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Rachel’s real estate

July 1, 2015 by Dave Knadler


Here we have shrewd business plan: Rachel buys houses, then apparently sells them for about half what they’re worth. The two signs were a block apart here in Springfield, but the handwriting is eerily similar.

It reminds me of the way certain Realtors used to put it in the flyers they’d stuff in your mailbox: “There’s never been a better time to buy OR sell!” In short, forget that shit you may have heard about the basic laws of economics. Just grab your ankles.

More along these lines:

  • In ‘American Vandal,’
    the truth ain’t out there
  • It’s all about
    the cowboy hats
  • It’s a buyer’s market
  • They’ll be back
  • This crime
    can’t be solved

Filed Under: american life, Springfield

About Dave Knadler

Obscure writer. Lazy photographer. Bashful guitarist. Perhaps too fond of wine. Tireless nemesis of New York Times crosswords.

Comments

  1. Deb says

    July 1, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    that was pretty concise–ha.

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