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The lesson no one ever learns

November 12, 2012 by Dave Knadler

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Stand by your man. That’s Paula on the left.

This Petraeus affair reminds me of the movie Fatal Attraction, wherein a confident, attractive man succumbs to the charms of a confident, attractive woman — only to discover later that she is, in fact, bat-shit crazy.

The comparison only goes so far. As far as I know right now, Paula Broadwell did not kill a bunny and leave it to boil in pot at the Jill Kelley residence. And of course she was not terrorizing her lover’s family, just a woman three years younger and arguably better looking, who also enjoyed easy access to the famous general. But she does seem, from those ill-advised e-mails, bat-shit crazy.

People are wondering of Petraeus: How could he do it? What on earth was he thinking? With all due respect, I think this is one of the least mysterious phenomena in the known universe. Men facing a full-court charm offensive always seem to convince themselves that it’s all about them, that the worship and affection of a pretty woman is a direct confirmation of their own innate awesomeness. They are never quite aware that women have their own motivations in affairs of the heart and the groin. Paula Broadwell seemed pretty self-assured throughout a stellar career, but not so much that she could resist threatening the life of someone she saw as a rival. But then she knew what a lot of other people did not: for all his discipline and rectitude, General Dave can be made to cheat.

Petraeus is undoubtedly a talented leader, and I’ve read a lot of stuff saying that he shouldn’t have resigned. He’s only human, after all. But a director of the Central Intelligence Agency has to be a little more than human in the conduct of his personal affairs. There’s reason the post wasn’t offered to former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Maybe national security wasn’t compromised in this case, but given Broadwell’s apparent instability, maybe it was only a matter of time. Petraeus did the right thing by quitting. I can only hope that Paula Broadwell’s book sales suffer as a result. But probably they’ll only soar.

One other thing: If I hear the word “Benghazi” one more time in connection with this incident, I’m going to go bat-shit crazy myself. Some folks are trying a spin a cheap affair into some sort of pre-election conspiracy to occlude the “truth” about the murder of our ambassador there. What the hell are you people thinking? Can you even identify the continent in which Benghazi is located? Just shut up.

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Filed Under: american life, Other Stuff, politics

Comments

  1. Paula says

    November 12, 2012 at 11:02 am

    Like you, I am sick of the RWNJ’s trying to turn this into a conspiracy about Benghazi. More than anything, it just brings to mind the old maxim “be sure you sins will find you out.” It’s a shame a career has to end this way, but he did it to himself.

  2. John H. says

    November 13, 2012 at 12:48 am

    “I think this is one of the least mysterious phenomena in the known universe.”

    Yep. Who else can truly appreciate your awesomeness like your biographer?

    • Paula says

      November 13, 2012 at 1:06 am

      How can a biography have any validity if the biographer was sleeping with the subject? Her book should be on the remainder tables soon.

      • Dave Knadler says

        November 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

        We can hope. But in America there’s no bad publicity. She’ll probably be back on “The Daily Show” real soon now.

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