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A dispatch from the upper boondocks

July 13, 2012 by Dave Knadler

mammoth montana tobacco root mountains

The place came close to burning a couple of weeks ago.

I'm alone at the family cabin. It feels good to say “family cabin,” even though this one has been in the family for less than a year. It’s located 12 miles off the highway and eight miles miles off anything like pavement, way up a washboard road made dusty by sedentary adventurers in their SUVs and four-wheelers. They drive until the road ends and then they drive back, having glimpsed some scenery without ever attaining an upright stance. Most wave on the way up, but for some reason they don’t wave on the way back. Maybe they were expecting more.

The cabin is part of the little hamlet called Mammoth, in a canyon with slopes so high you have to lift your head to see the ridges that define them. Those ridges make dawn late and sunset early. That can be a blessing in the hottest days of the year; I imagine less so in the winter. Don’t ask me why it’s called Mammoth; nothing else bears the name within about a hundred miles. The South Boulder River tumbles through here in a perpetual rush and murmur, past dwellings both modest and not-so-modest.

south boulder river montana

The South Boulder River, which is more of a creek.

I’m in one of the modest ones. It has changed owners over the years, and has been allowed to decay here and there. Yesterday and today my brothers and I were working to reverse the effects of deferred maintenance. Although our measurements were rarely precise and our breaks frequent, we did manage to get the place a little better than it was before. But there’s no end to the projects that need doing. You can understand why the native peoples in this country tended to a more nomadic lifestyle.

Now my brothers have gone home, having more pressing matters to attend. With no such matters myself, I’m hanging here with my guitar and some mystery novels and my internet-less computer and a glass of cheap wine. It’s supper time but I’m not hungry so I won’t cook anything just yet. I have just performed “Slip Slidin’ Away” at top volume and am beginning to wonder if it’s the right key for my odd and unsteady singing voice. One thing about being up in the woods alone, you can skip meals and sing badly without any real discomfort.

And one thing about having no internet, you can write a blog post about nothing and reflect on it awhile. Maybe you can come back and edit it later, since you can’t put it up without a long drive down a washboard road and then another 45 miles of lonesome highway. Obviously, it’s online now, so I made the trip. But like newspaper stories a century ago, the news is a few days old. The news is this: It’s kind of quiet up here.

Here is where I should go on to ruminate about how great it is to be without distraction, free of the Internet and Facebook and instant weather forecasts. But really, I have missed those things. There’s something to be said for distraction. Insularity is not a great thing in itself. It’s only good if it leads to some sort of self-discovery, some epiphany that might otherwise be missed. In terms of self-discovery, I have discovered that my own company is not as interesting as it might be. I’m still waiting for something more useful.

Meantime, I play the guitar badly, and watch the seated adventurers roll by, and await the long twilights of Mammoth. That’s the best time of day in these parts. I find it’s best enjoyed with a glass of cheap wine.

south boulder road montana

No sense walking when you can ride.

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About Dave Knadler

Obscure writer. Lazy photographer. Bashful guitarist. Perhaps too fond of wine. Tireless nemesis of New York Times crosswords, Wordle, Semantle and all other puzzles du jour.

Comments

  1. Beth says

    July 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Personally I’d kill right now for a lonely hole in the wall with not a soul in sight or spitting distance. But that photo looks like a lot of neighbors for a lonesome backwoods road?

    • Dave Knadler says

      July 13, 2012 at 7:55 pm

      Yep. And you’d think at least one of them wouldn’t mind sharing their wifi.

  2. Erin says

    July 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    Hahaha… you mean they have em locked up tighter n a drum? Probably to keep some loner from uploading his rambling manifesto to the innernets. Not you! You don’t appear to be scraggly enough.

    • Dave Knadler says

      July 13, 2012 at 11:40 pm

      Heh. I am the master of rambling manifestos. Now I just have grow a beard.

  3. Deb says

    July 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    It looks like pretty country though…nice photos.

    • Dave Knadler says

      July 13, 2012 at 11:41 pm

      It is pretty scenic. Now that it’s stopped burning.

  4. John H. says

    July 14, 2012 at 12:39 am

    Dave, next time you doubt your writing skills, come back and read this, including the captions for the pictures. To list out all the good stuff would take too long and would be redundant anyway as I’d be copying and pasting large chunks of this post.

    • Dave Knadler says

      July 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

      You’re being far too kind. But please continue …

  5. stock says

    July 17, 2012 at 12:45 am

    Hi David,

    I thought you had–as Romney and Bain–retroactively retired from blogging, but BC put me right today. Hope to see you this weekend.

    Stock

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