Dave's Fiction Warehouse

In which I bloviate about books, TV, movies, politics and other stuff -- all without the aid of ChatGPT!

  • Books
  • Movies
  • TV
  • politics
  • american life
  • Writing
  • Other Stuff

Connect

  • Email
  • Facebook

Powered by Genesis

Sorry, Joe. We thought you were dead

January 22, 2012 by Dave Knadler

I was glad to see those greatly exaggerated reports of Joe Paterno’s death. Not because I had any ill will toward Paterno, but because I like seeing this gilded sparrow we call Twitter sometimes crash into a brick wall. And I like the fleeting embarrassment of the Twitterati while the little feathers fall gently to earth.

Paterno, it is now clear, wasn’t dead. Not then, anyway. For a period of about 45 minutes, a lot of people thought he was. The story itself wasn’t all that stunning — the man was 85 and in serious condition — but there’s quite a lot of difference between being ill and being no longer with us. For so many people to report it and repeat it without firsthand knowledge seems kind of … I don’t know, childish. It’s the act of a child to choose the thrill of being nearly first over the risk of being totally wrong.

I won’t bore you with anecdotes of how often those choices used to crop up in the newspaper business. It was a fact of being always on deadline and at the mercy of the presses. But cooler heads usually prevailed. Make a mistake in print, and the print tends to linger. People collect that kind of stuff, gloat over it. Ask Harry Truman.

With Twitter, there isn’t much penalty for error. The only important Tweet is the one on your phone right now. If it’s wrong, so what? It will soon be corrected by the crowd. And there’s always a 50-50 chance it’ll be God’s own truth.

Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds an acorn. Where’s there’s smoke there’s fire. And when you hear a rumor that somebody’s dead, you might as well run with it. Let the adults fret about accuracy.

More along these lines:

  • just topeka itA corporate sense of humor
  • mary matthew downton abbey proposalSo long, ‘Downton.’ See you next year
  • troubled muslim youthAttempted homicide for the holidays
  • Christian rock, Cuban styleChristian rock, Cuban style
  • A minor case of iPad fatigue

Filed Under: Other Stuff, social media

Comments

  1. John H. says

    January 22, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Twitter as a news source is just the absurd end point of the trend. (Until we come up with something even dumber.)

    I shudder every time I hear TMZ quoted as the source for something. As if they’re a legitimate news organization, rather than the TV version of the National Enquirer.

  2. Peter says

    January 25, 2012 at 12:21 am

    Here’s a post I made called “The end of Twitter as a source of news”: http://detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/2011/05/end-of-twitter-of-source-of-news.html

Recent posts

  • Full frontal Florida
  • Later, alligator
  • A writer on top
    of the short-story game
  • ‘The Passenger’
    will please refrain
  • Floaters in the stream

Recent comments

  • Rachel Kohl on Later, alligator
  • Dave Knadler on Later, alligator
  • John H. on Later, alligator
  • Dave Knadler on Later, alligator
  • Erin Murphy on Later, alligator

FInd something

send dave cash

The obligatory PayPal donation button. Go ahead: Make my day.