As you may have heard, the movers and shakers of many nations are convening in Switzerland this weekend to chart the destiny of mankind for their own nefarious ends. In case you’re a little fuzzy on what the Bilderberg Conference is all about, the group’s immediate aims are nicely encapsulated in this site. Go ahead and click on it. It’s all laid out for you in a concise manner. As a bonus, you’ll get a glimpse of the future of Web page design.
We see that the Bilderberg Conference is not just a summer camp for 120 wealthy gasbags who use it as a sort of Linked In for the Machiavelli set. Nope. The Bilderberg cabal has been controlling the world for several decades now. They’ve gotten pretty good at it too, which explains the framing of Dominic Strauss-Kahn, the startling outcome of “Dancing With the Stars,” and the current spell of uncomfortably warm weather in the Northeast. Also, do you really believe Anthony Weiner would be tweeting pictures of his own johnson? Wake up and smell the coffee: The man simply knew too much.
For all the unimaginable power and influence wielded by the Bilderberg attendees, they can be pretty subtle about using it. Consider this: the name of the conspiracy web site referenced above is www.bilderberg.org – while the actual site has to make do with www.bilderbergmeetings.org. The group that killed thousands on 9/11 seems strangely reticent about getting GoDaddy on the horn to neutralize a domain squatter who’s spilling the beans. But I guess you don’t achieve world domination by being obvious about it.
Borrowed knowledge is better than none
I’ll have the planks, thanks
Jury duty redux
Bin Laden’s neighbors had had enough
A monumental misquote
Oh Dave, The very idea that a bunch of bankers and conservative think-tankers could want to dabble in politics! The very idea! Don’t you see that the CEO of Coca Cola is a member? Surely that makes everything OK.
I love that protest sign. Nothing says righteous anger like a frowny face. Make that two frowny faces. I think it should also say “We do not Bilderberger!”
From the web site, I love this headline:
“Awake oh reader! Ghastly things are happening. No, the world is not remotely ‘okay’. Grit your teeth and prepare to discover how deeply unsatisfactory it really is.”
At last! I thought it was just me who finds the world deeply unsatisfactory. Now I know I’m not alone, and also how to express my deep, deep, disenchantment:
🙁
That was supposed to say “We do not (heart) Bilderberger!” I forgot that angle brackets get interpreted as code instead of content. 🙁 🙁
I got your meaning …
Yes, the two frowny faces really highlight the sinister nature of the event. It’s a little-known fact that early Nazi party flags also featured frowny faces. But then Hitler decided on the swastika.