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Geronimo’s loss is your gain

May 4, 2011 by Dave Knadler

It's a buyers' market.

The Bin Laden residence in Abbottabad, valued by U.S. analysts at $1 million, was really worth only about $250,000, according to this story in the Guardian. That suggests the late terrorist had a lot in common with the American infidels he hoped to destroy:  He was upside-down on his mortgage.

It’s a familiar tale. Bin Laden got cocky after making a killing on his three-bed, two-bath cave in Tora Bora. He took out a nothing-down Countrywide loan to build the new home in 2006, figuring he could flip it a year later and use the proceeds to build his dream place in Afghanistan, something with a 50-seat theater, Olympic-size pool and a really enormous family room. But he kept refinancing to keep up with cost overruns and orthodontia for the kids. Three mortgages later, after the Pakistani housing market turned south, he couldn’t unload the place and found himself owing about $750,000 more than it was worth. Under those circumstances, he was probably not all that sorry to see the Seals charging upstairs. At least the funeral was paid for.

Anyway, if you’ve ever thought of moving to Pakistan and don’t mind the hassle of a short sale, the Third National Bank of Karachi is entertaining all reasonable offers.

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Comments

  1. John H. says

    May 5, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Oh sure, the price is right, but what about that HOA? Who wants to wind up in Guantanamo for painting your 18-foot walls the wrong shade, or using the wrong style of razor wire?

    • Dave Knadler says

      May 5, 2011 at 1:42 pm

      Right. They’re already kind of annoyed about the helicopters.

  2. Jean S. says

    May 5, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    Not a lot of curb appeal, but maybe there are granite countertops??

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